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My name is Brooke. I'm 20, making that cash flow at KFC. I live in Georgia, USA. Here are things you absolutely must know: pansexual, agnostic, feminist, anxiety, depression, and actually pretty dang nice. :)
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niggasandcomputers:

LET FALL SEMESTER BEGIN

heyoitsmya:

me playing sports

heyoitsmya:

me playing sports

Friend: why are you crying?
Me: I'm just so beautiful
buttcraft:

Hiding $60 in my Fable 3 case so if I ever find myself wanting to play it, I can just buy a new game instead.

buttcraft:

Hiding $60 in my Fable 3 case so if I ever find myself wanting to play it, I can just buy a new game instead.

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and heap of garbage 

baptisms:

i don’t think i’ve ever seen a picture that raises so many questions before in my life

baptisms:

i don’t think i’ve ever seen a picture that raises so many questions before in my life

valerieparker:

frenchtugboat:

bowieonthebelafonte:

When i was 10, I sent a letter to Lemony Snicket. I didn’t receive a personal reply, but I got one of these. 7 years later I realized that there’s a message

ABORT MISSION

HOLY FUCK NO

borlax:

borlax:

I have watched this at least 15 times since I reblogged this several hours ago

it has been several weeks and I probably have watched this easily 100 times

toocooltobehipster:

reason for divorce: i asked them what’s up and they said the sky

unclefather:

mom: try this drink it’s good

me: i will never break edge

aresnakesreal:

this should not be as funny as it is

three-patch-problem3:

ishouldntbeallowedoutinpublic:

who-lock-loki-lover:

amhil-has-thoughts:

riddleswithtom:

hatalie:

9 has no time for your philosophizing.

nine is tired of your crap

Nine was the sassiest. 

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to scroll past this gifset without reblogging.

Can we also appreciate Rose please? She’s like his back up sassyness and being all “Bitch please, not today.”

trust-me-imma-doctor:

realslimcaity:

THIS SCENE RUINED MY LIFE

I dont even watch this show and this is literally the cutest thing I have ever seen